6.19.2009

help wanted.....

Applications now being accepted
for a 'second' wife.



Position: Being a loving and nurturing wife.....{second in command} to a wonderful husband. Must be detail oriented, helpful, and you must....i repeat... must...love to cook.
First wife does NOT cook.

You must love children......and enjoy being around children ALL day long.
You must love to play with children.......
First wife does NOT play with children..

You must love to swim......and swim with children......First wife likes to read while at pool.
First wife does NOT like to swim.

Are you a homebody?......then this could be the perfect position for you........we would love someone who feels the need to NEST......
First wife likes to shop for the nest.....

If you feel like you are a perfect fit for our loving little family......then just let me know....
xo


61 comments:

Pretty Little World said...

I've often considered a second wife as well. I see no reason that this situation couldn't work out -- someone to help with everything and to chat with?

I can see that ;)

tracey said...

Only problem I see is first wife would have to share husband's salary with second wife...I don't think you would like that! Cute post:)
T

Backyard Candle Co. said...

You are so darn cute Kasey! Have a great weekend!

Rachel said...

Kasey, you are so funny....can we combine families? 2 husbands, 2 wives and 5 kids, I'll do the cooking and playing with the kids, and you can decorate the little nest...
Have a great weekend!!!
xoxo

Federica said...

You look so pretty in this photo Kasey!
Have a great weekend.

Jill said...

you crack me up -

hey, isn't this only the second week of summer???
jill

Lissa said...

i'm afraid I do not qualify for this position. however, if you need someone to shop with, read magazines with at the pool, spend all your husband's hard earned cash, lay by the pool with an awesome tan while your children drown, throw away every piece of toy that's left around the house so that barbies have one shoe, puzzles are missing 2,3 pieces (which then get thrown out also) then I'm the girl for the job! Please contact me for an interview.

Allegra said...

HAHA. I'm too much like the first wife to apply. Guess I better keep job hunting! ;)

Simply Me Art said...

It's ALL Your job Sister! You know how our Economy is right now, It's All on you...Somehow I think you can handle it! Happy Fathers Day weekend to your Gorgeous Family.

Christine--RHP said...

great photo!!
I feel ya on this one...
You could just hire a nanny....less hassle, you know--and you could fire them if it doesn't work out.

getpalmd said...

Lovely! And beautiful children!

C Maisy said...

Funny~
xo

KLBK said...

I choose you! I think you're a perfect fit :)

Wendy @ The Shabby Nest said...

You crack me up! (Love the photo, by the way!)

Kacey said...

You are too cute. I think you're the perfect wife for the position. I doubt any of your family members would trade you in for a different model!

Jackie said...

So funny - it's could be like Big Love! Though they each have their own house...and lots of kids...

vicki archer said...

I am so not a second wife!....Have a happy weekend Kasey, xv.

Lisa T. Howard said...

Great idea! Wonder why I never thought of that? Of course...first HUSBAND went in search of second WIFE on his own and I am now divorced! LOL! (TRULY making light of the truth here!) Best news is, I am now relinquished of ALL wifely duties! ;)

Hope you have a wonderful weekend!

Susan said...

Your posts always make me chuckle. My hubby is home and he asked what was funny. I now refer to you as the gum in pool girl from one of your previous hysterical posts.
Thanks for the laugh.

Tracy is ... Loving Pretty Things said...

my friend and i were talking about how she has a 'daytime husband' and a 'nighttime husband'.

Day husband is the handyman: paints, fixes things, hangs things, etc.

Night husband comes home from working the desk job and has all the 'perks' of the nighttime...

sounds like you're also looking for a 'daytime wife'?!

Sadly, my current position won't allow for a 2nd job. I'm worked to the gills.....(with only 1 kid....seriously, God knows what I can handle!)

TGIF!

xo

Tara said...

I wouldn't be able to keep up with the first wife and then I would feel inadequate, I don't like feeling that way...Happy weekend, when the kids are out of school does the weekend constitute a weekend anymore?

The Hills said...

This made me laugh! I think I need one, too.. You have a beautiful family!

Brunch at Saks said...

Oh my...SO funny! I'm not married, nor do I have kids, but I can only imagine how much work you put in everyday to keep your household up and running with lots of love! Happy weekend :)

Zoë Moët said...

D'ang I'd be all in except for the cooking thing (see my post "Hot Cheese Sandwich).

Your Hubby and kids are very lucky to have such a loving, thoughtful, and highly creative wife and mom (and don't you let them forget it!)

Chablis said...

Hahaha!!

Love to cook...check!
oops...do not like to play with kids
nope...hate swimming
I love shopping too.

I obviously don't fit the add. Too bad, though I wouldn't make a good second wife I think we'd be awesome friends if we lived in the same visinity.

~Amy said...

You make me giggle!! CUTE post.....really!

Blessings...
Amy Rose

Brenna LaPray said...

This wife does not like to cook either or I would be the first to apply!! You're so funny Kasey. You might be better off looking for a maid. Then you could just enjoy your husband while SHE does ALL the work!!! If you know anyone, send her my way.

c.s. said...

cute post! I love your blog..lovely stuff! :)

Janelle said...

Money talks. How much?

koralee said...

Love it...thanks for getting my Friday off to a great start...i'll pass...i am a shopper as well and i don't swim.

Room design studio said...

oh you crack me up!!!!! if you send them away incase they dont score the test , send them to me .. i'd accept anyone for some calmness in my home!

Farmgirl Paints said...

HA! I'm afraid I wouldn't fit your criteria:)

Lemonade Makin' Mama said...

too funny!

♥Aubrey said...

Is that all my dear...i think my list would have been MUCH longer. Cute post!!!

Kristin said...

You are hilarious and real and perfect!

This image is gorgeous of you all!

Happy moments to you for your weekend.

LuLu & Co. said...

Hilarious... gorgeous family!!!

LuLu

The Feathered Nest said...

THIS. IS. WONDERFUL!!!! I've even heard other women say it too...."I need a wife!" Good luck....xxoo, Dawn

Brandie said...

You always make me laugh Kasey! What I need is a second wife who loves to clean. Oh yeah, those are called cleaning ladies. I need to get one of those;)

Leah C said...

Could I borrow your "help wanted" ad, pretty please? I'm a desperate housewife in need of a wife, too! Someone who likes doing all the icky chores, so I could have more of the fun:) Thanks, k, for the daily dose of humor!

Brighton said...

I am not qualified...I have four kids and I do not play with them either.

Also, I do NOT cook. (the pretty kitchen is just for looks)

Nope, like to travel.

Yep- that about sums it up. Not qualified for the position.

Charlotte said...

too funny...i LOVE your blog. you make me laugh out loud!

i meet all of the qualifications, but unfortunately i do not like little boys...dirt, bugs, action figures, and boyish rowdiness....no can do...if all the children were girls, i would apply! lol :)

paperhill said...

you're too funny! stop over when you get a chance, you won! seriously i used random.org :)

Michelle@Fromhousetohome said...

Oh boy, I hate to cook so I won't be applying. Hmmmm....maybe we need a second wife. Well, assuming she wouldn't be allowed ALL the wifely duties. ;)
~Michelle

littlebyrd said...

Um - this is the funniest and best thing I've read all day :0

Zita - Mlle Magpie said...

What a beautiful family photo, Kasey. Do you think something is wrong with first wife?

Rue said...

You actually had me until you said I had to be with kids all day long. Although Rich might have an issue with me being someone else's wife LOL

Loved the PETA reference in the last post LOL

Have a great weekend Kasey :)

xoxo,
rue

Laura said...

You had me up to the swim part. I HATE to swim. Other than that, I fear I may be OVER QUALIFIED for this position.
But your husband is hot. So how about, at the very least, an interview?

Lori said...

You made me laugh out loud and I like when that happens! Have a fantastic week-end.

Andrea - Faded Plains said...

Really...could you be any cuter!!!

flax and spindle said...

is this a paid position?
*winks*

Amy said...

Never thought about a second wife -you may be onto something here...Gorgeous website and offerings...glad I found you!

Trish said...

Awesome!

J.J. said...

hee hee hee!!!!

Jen r. said...

If you find one let me know.. and see if she has a sister....

Bay said...

Kasey you crack me up! I hope you find just the right person for the job....So funny!

paperbird said...

What a cute family. Your post is adorable.

Suzanne : : S.HOPtalk said...

Sorry...I'm much to similar to the first wife you've described {eerily so} to qualify for the position for hire. Best of luck with that! :)

down and out chic said...

bahahahah, you are too funny!

House movers Melbourne said...

The second makes the heart grow fonder

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Lovely family..

pk said...

I haven't smiled that big in a very long time ! thanks ! Still smiling !! hugs