Would you believe me if i told you that a man took me away for the night at a swanky little b&b on the river....
a married man mind you....
oh...he's married alright....
i saw the ring on his finger to prove it.
yup...
and i left my babies with this man's mother..
who happened to be in town for the weekend.
gasp.
I know...hard to believe that i'm that type of women..
to actually steal away with a married man...
but i am....
and i actually felt really good about it.
Did i just say the word steal?
because i don't really do that..
steal..
nope...
not me....
errrr...i mean...not really...
seriously....
what's an extra shower cap and some mini lotion
from the cart that was in the hall.....
ok...
so i'm a thief...
a thief that just had a night away with a married man.
Oh..i can see the headlines now...
car crashes into tree outside of home.
ahem...
oops...i think that happened to tiger woods didn't it...not me.
i just stole some lotion and a shower cap....while staying
overnight with a married man.
and it was a great night in case any of you were wondering.
I'm sure you want details....
but you'll have to just play it out in your head.
Okay..so here i am...
back to normalicy.....
normal+malice=normalicy.
{oh...and before you tell me that normalicy is not a word...don't worry..i make up my own words}
I've been knee keep in gift boxes....
wrapping them...
and just wanted to share with you some pretty darn cute tags i
found on etsy the other day...
i'll be using them to wrap the gifts for the inspired evening this saturday.
double gulp.
i can't believe it's already happening.
deep breath.
um....yes....that is an empty wine glass.
totally empty.
I'm not having one single glass of wine this week...
because i bought a new dress...
and it's a size to small....
and i thought ..
maybe...just maybe...
if i didn't have my nightly glass {or two...} of wine
that i might be able to fit in my new dress.
I'll let you know how that works out.
Let me just finish my current glass of wine before i get started on my goal.
deal?
xo
oh...and if you feel like it...i'm a guest over { here...on tuesday} if you care to grab your glass of wine and meander over.
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Stealing away with a married man..leaving your babies with his momma..most definitely deserves TWO glasses of wine...especially being knee in in holiday wrappings!
Cheers!
Well Done!
Oh Kasey ~ you always bring a smile to my face! Sounds like a wonderful getaway ~ it was great in my mind anyway....so you will just have to take my word on it....I wish you luck on your wineless week and getting into that very-cute-a-size-too-small-dress. Apparently wineless is not a word either ~ so maybe going wine-less must be illegal or something??!!
You look so darn cute...I can see why a married man would want to run away with you!!!
I think you will need the wine love. I couldnt bear to go a day without it.
I just followed your blog a couple days ago and am so glad I did. I love your creativity and humor! Have a great night:)
Oh, you vixen, you! For shame! ;-)
I hope you had a lovely, relaxing woman with that married man.
P.S. I think I have that same tray - Home Goods? It came home with me a few weeks ago. I keep changing my mind about what to do with it...
Hmm, just reread my comment and realized I wrote that I hoped you had a relaxing WOMAN with that married man. In case you're wondering, I didn't mean that. Ha!
Should probably make it a point to proofread in the future.
I love stealing kisses (and a few other things of bliss) from a certain married man! Being a thief of love is a good thing!
Cheers to wine and fittin' perfectly in pretty little dresses!
Still so sad I'll be missing your soiree this weekend. sigh. Glad you were able to steal away with that married man of yours.
Oh fabulous scandal! A married man....and YOU. gasp! I hope it was racy and relaxing. You can spare details....I'm not even going to try and imagine. ;)
Anyway - I am SO sad to be missing your Inspired evening. Inspired INDEED. I need inspiration. Some Kasey wisdom - because I'm blank right now. I went to style my mantle for Christmas and drew a blank. I. GOT. NOTHING.
BUT - I'm pleased with my tree.......!!!!!! Will show tomorrow.
Oh how I wish I lived closer to help you set up for this weekend. xoxoxxo
You hussie! Just kidding. I'm glad you had a fun time with your man.
I am soooooo jealous that I won't be at your inspired evening. I have no doubt in my mind that it is going to be out of this world cool!
Oh, I so need a night away with my married man!
So glad you got some time!
Oh la la - sounds lovely! How sweet!!!!!
I love the song on your page by the way :)
Okay I just spewed MY glass of wine all over my screen laughing at this post!!!
You know... taking lotions and shower caps aren't technically "stealing" they are more like um... "testing." It's like they are free samples right? You're just testing them out!!
Oh... and the tiger comment... priceless!!!
I hope you had an amzing getaway weekend with your MAN ;) make this week a great one.
smiles,
Sheila
Sounds as if you had a great time with your married man !! .....and don't they say a glass of red wine (or three) is good for you ?
I love the way that you have wrapped the gifts. The tags are wonderful. Hope your evening goes well. XXXX
Oh wow :)
So exciting!
Hope you had a beautiful weekend with your married man :)
Hope you had fun with the hubs and a Happy Thanksgiving!
So glad you and your married man got to get away! Sounds heavenly.
Those tags are beautiful. Wish I could be there to be inspired.
Oh, and I got my package in the mail when we got home from the weekend. I was SO excited! I wore my new hat that I LOVE to pick out our Christmas tree last night! Thank you so very much!
fun!
I forgot about the enchanted evening being already. Yikes.
Ooh, great post! You are one funny girl :)
Loved the tale of the night away with the married man...woohoo!
LOVE the "Admit One" tags....am so envious of you and Kim having your special evening together this week-end....can't wait to hear more about that :)
And good luck with getting into the new dress....can I send you some flu germs, I haven't eaten since Saturday!
Simone xo
What a fun post! Glad to hear that you and your married man had a great weekend getaway! Have a fun week!
janet
Good for you! Hope you enjoyed a well deserved getaway!
boy, you're lucky tiger is just a wee bit more famous than you or your name would be blasted all over the tv right now. cute post kasey. can't wait til saturday!! i need to go shopping and get a new outfit.
their dining room is lovely isn't it? why someone hasn't made a b&b on the river is beyond me......
and btw....sale in the spring -
Congrats on your night away - that sounds wonderful :)
And good luck with your inspired evening! I know without doubt it will be perfect!
I have to admit, it's been awhile since I stole away with a certain married man, but I haven't forgotten the thrills it brings:)
Thanks for the entertainment this morning...you never disappoint!
:)
you know i love keeping up with your latest scandals!
great pictures my friend
i know you're swamped busy so we'll catch up soon
mwah!!
Those tags are lovely. I need to wander over and peek at that Etsy shop:)
Can't wait to hear about your event. It is sure to be fantastic!
Oh those tags are JUST BEAUTIFUL...actually everything is...and I just cannot wait to see it this week!!!! So excited!!!
I am so glad you had a lovely weekend...sounds so wonderful and just what you needed before a busy week I am sure to what you are having getting ready for everything.
How romantic that you got a night out with your hubby at a B&B, we love doing that! Perfect timing to relax you just before your big event! I hope all goes well! We just didn't have the money to put towards it this year, but I know you and your event will be amazing!!!
Sounds like someone had a great time! Nothing better than a night away with a married man! Who knows, I may come knocking the night of the Inspired Evening...I'm flying stand-by to Vegas. You are on the way home from Ohare...hahaha! ;o) ~mary~
I'm sure you had fun!!! I get to go away with my hubby tomorrow night for a friends wedding in Lake Tahoe...can't wait! xoxo
Rachel
Nothing better than a night with a married man...especially when he is yours, xv.
Well, Kasey, I for one am SHOCKED...hussy! LOL! :) Glad that you got to get away. We need that every now and then. LOVE your hat BTW! :)
Smiles,
Rachel
Hi Allison (I mean Kasey)! Nice to meet you. Loved your interview, and cool blog. Will be back :)
I LOVE THOSE SWEET GET A WAYS TOO! Come say hi :D
Oh you are always so lucky!!! :) and this married man's mother rocks too! Your evening is without a doubt going to be magical,
i'll have your glass of wine for you... i have no dress to fit into! drats... but i think the wine will help with me being so sad!
xo,
LuLu
Oh how I love nights alone with no bambinos:) Lucky girl. Love the hat. I have been looking for one since I go to Virginia next week and I might actually need one:) Oh and I didn't know wine made one..ahem...more womanly in figure;) Drat!
I so wish I was coming to your soiree. One of these I pinky swear;)
I just noticed the sheet music in the tray on the table. Love it! (as always!)
I love having my nightly glass of wine! what kind of wine do you like?
and those tags are cute! I will have to check them out!
and you TRAMP!!! hahahah
and you are an adorable tramp!
and can't wait to see the dress!
and I wish I could meander over!
have a wonderful day...
TRAMP! MWAHAHAHAHA
OHHH I love that place...good for you! Romance is amazing :)
You harlot! LOL I'm glad you two had a great time :)
Tiger Woods... don't even get me started... ugh.
Off to see what you're up to....
xoxo,
rue
Glad someone's gettin away and..having fun!! Love the word play too!!
You guys are going to have so much fun...I'm jealous :)
there is always a glass of wine in my hand...
can I meet you and your married man for a drink or two? I could really use a get away....
I forgot about the enchanted evening being already.
Work from home India
There is never a dull moment on your blog...I ♥ it! I love your humor as well! Congrats on getting away..that's always a plus! Oh, and the first picture is GORGEOUS! :)
So mice to have a night away with a married man!
Funny Kasey!
Love the glass of wine thing. I was just sitting here going...I need my glass of wine...but no.. I should be good and not have it. Need to fit into some tiny cords.
Hope your dress fits soon!
Beth
you bad girl, you!!! i am glad you had fun! cant wait to see pix of this saturday and your dress! cheers!
Hey Tramp- Glad you had some fun. And hope you don't get a souvenir of kid #4. Unless you want one. And then- more power to you, you young thing! And one more thing- Silly girl- stop buying dresses too small and just cut the tag out of the one that fits. It is "one size fits you" that way :) And you can always wrap some cute little belt and sweater around it if it gets too big....throw on tights, your boots and TA DAAAA....
Happy Party...wish I could come but I have Kane ....
Ha, your title reminded me of when me and Chris (my husband) first started dating and he took me and Jess (my daughter) out for the day. We went to the aquarium and the ticket said 'ADMIT ONE FAMILY' he gulped and said; "What already? I've only just met the kid!"
2 years later we were married an he'd adopted her :O)
So gutted I can't be at your special evening; can't wait for the pictures. Good luck with your dress. B x
You are so funny, very entertaining post. ;) That music tray is so pretty too! (I want one, lol). Your blog is always a treat and full of beauty. h
Sounds like a wonderful time!
I love your sweater coat, looks great on you!
~Michelle
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