punk'd

This would be me if i were indeed prego with three wee ones.

April 1st, is by far my favorite day of the year, only because it's the only day I can have a little fun.....well...alot of fun.



Yes, my hubby had the clippity clip, and we are SO done having little babes..{even though the mail man is HOT}.



My feet would definitely swell, and therefore.....no more cute shoes.



The girls at Anthro would start calling again wondering where i was.



And my children would have to start fending for themselves, and that could be a problem. {think how the lemonade would turn out}





Marci would probably refuse to put a "double" shot in my latte.





I definitely would have to put my "Swedish white" sofa's on the back burner and stick with khaki,


and me n khaki just don't mesh well.





I would not be able to ride the "metro" anymore.



So.



I'm sorry to disappoint , but I am not pregnant with triplets.



Go ahead and yell at me....but that won't get you an invite for the party.



xo



{oh, and less than 7 posts to go......}