This is what i've learned.
1. When the hubby asked me to tivo the world series he didn't mean the poker world series.
2. When travelling by air...always pack your bag to bring on the plane...because hubby will never pay to have it checked through.
3.If in fact he has to pay to have your bag checked because the size is to big for carry-on, then know that shopping while on vacation is out.
4. If you indeed cooked a lovely meal and dessert, which the hubby just loved...then know...that in fact he does know that you can cook...and will want you to do this on a regular basis.
5.If you carry your camera around everywhere with you...then beware that hubby will think that you are taking photo's of the kids just for blogging purposes and not for the family photo album.
6. If this happens....then by all means ...go and buy a photo album and spend your time filling it up.
7. When hubby asks you what you did today...don't say "nothing".
8. Don't have your Anthro shopping bags laying around if you told your hubby that you weren't feeling well and needed a day to relax.
9. never tell your hubby that your period is really late even though he's had the clippity clip.
10. It is okay to end an argument by saying....Well...i guess i'll just go to Paris with my friends instead...
and you stay home with the kids.
11. When the hubby says " the gym called today and they are wondering why you haven't been in".......
he didn't mean literally....so don't really call them back......take it as a note...that it really is time to
head back to the gym.
xo
60 comments:
Haha this is great :) Taking this and putting in in my pocket when I'm ready to use these tips.
The 'his and her' door images are perfection! Just like your very important tips - especially #10~
Did he find your broken scale?
: )
Julie M.
all good.....my mom once said there is always some truth in jest, I not sure I like that one.......
Tracey
Brilliant.....I need to print these out :)
Love the photos, those greeen doors are gorgeous,
Simone xo
Yhe photos are great and this post is really nice!
Have a sweet day darling.
Love, love, love #'s 2 and 3! That is soooo my husband! :( ha.
Great post, beautiful couple.
Very good advice my dear.... Maybe I could skip out on pre-martial counseling after all... ;)
You just have to learn how to live with them. Some people just don't understand and you so!
the funny thing is
i'm absolutely sure all of those have truly occured!
& that picture
is one of my all time faves
xo
Oh yes, marriage and it's highs and lows..why can't there just be highs..maybe the low's make it all a bit more interesting! We all go through it..for sure! Come say hi :D
Sweet photos and post! I need it out too!
Janet
Kasey, Kasey, Kasey... I do not like to get up in the morning at all, especially as early as I am this morning.... however, if it is for nothing else then to see your riot of a post then YES, I will get up early because your blog post & humor is WORTHY of doing so. I hope your Tuesday is full of laughter and joy.
Sheila
This is cute!!
BTW - you sent me a note asking if I'm coming in December - where to?
Thats awesome. I need a good laugh early in the morning. #6 was a good one. And love those photos...the green doors are fabulous! ~mary~
Oh the joys of marriage! I've learned these lessons too; but you express them so much better {funnier} than I could:)
hee heee!!! I completely agree.
xo,
LuLu
words to live by:)
Adorable!
Did you know you have a crazy ability to be the first commenter on every blog on the internets?
I can't tell you how many times I go to leave a comment on a random blog and see "Kasey" as the very first commenter. You have talent, girl.
Do you ever feel like if more people could see the humor in marriage there wouldn't be so many divorce court tv shows?
I figure if we can find just one thing to laugh about every day, we'll be alright.
I had to laugh at these! I can so relate!
cute post, and great tips :-)
This is hilarious! So very true!
i miss you and this post made me laugh! i have been so MIA.
did GAP call you? ;)
Great stuff. My best friend in 5th grade told me all about #7. She told me to at least say I was reading a book. Never admit to doing nothing. Wasn't she wise for a 5th grader? ~Mindy
So funny...#8 - definitely!
So funny - spoken like only an old married woman would understand! :)
What a great start to my day! Such words of wisdom :) I can tell you two have a sweet relationshiop!
So funny Kasey! Those were great.
So when are you leaving for Paris? haha!
I'll meet you in Paris. ;)
xoxo
Love #'s 4 and 7! Oh, and 6 is great, too. Cute list!
kind of funny if you read all your big words like a sentence.....
Love them all, especially not checking in luggage, that rule was established with me long before the airlines started charging! Lucky for me though my hubby is the shopper so we always check a bag in on the way home.:)
Oh the joys of marriage :)
Love the photos !!
You didn't really tevo the poker series did you ? :)
Ha! I love, love it all! And your photos are perfect!
Cute KAsey, xv.
You are WAY too funny! :)
I am in LOVE with your Blog! Thank you for keepin' it so real! You really have found your calling and you are great at it. Thank you for sharing it with us.
Thank you Kasey, I needed that! My husband and I have been in a rut lately...well, our relationship is in a rut....we're just trying to get out of it, so I appreciate your humor and, yes, I do believe it is all true!!!
Ah ha ha. Especially love the bit about letting out the secret that you CAN cook. I made that mistake. Ah ha
so funny...LOVE #7.
yeah
love it all
can I add that when you go to a party WITH your kids, and hubby disappears while you keep the children from jumping in the pool because it is NOT a pool party and they dont know how to swim, and you spot hubby from across the room with a margarita in his hand and no drink for you...
oh
wait
I have no where to go with this...just needed to get this off my chest..ya know...as if THIS would ever happen to ME...(at a Halloween party...just sayin....)
OK how did you get him to pose for a blog photo or was this under the photo album pretense? Enjoyed the post!
You are great, Kasey. Love this. So fun. You always put a smile on my face with your posts! Thank you.
LOL!
Your husband sounds so much like mine...I really have gotten the hang of cooking finally. Nothing cheers my sweet husband up like pot roast with all the trimmings...I haven't commented before but i enjoy your blog very much. I have three kids too and am always obsessing over similar issues. I went to anthro just to look at the firewood one day after you wrote about it but alas, they didn't have it in Seattle.
hey I love your music too! take care,
Lynn
Kasey please tell me that #11 really did NOT happen because if sweet hubby said that to me, I'd go and eat another piece of Halloween candy just because I can! ha ha
Oh man... I hope he didn't really tell you the gym called. That's grounds for a smack bottom!
Ha! Very cute!!
Hope Mason is feeling ok!
:) T
great list! lol.
xo
love your photos and your advice!!!! Hubbies don't need to know everything.
i am not married but in a relationship.. so i get it.. such a wonderful post... glad to have found your blog... have a lovely week... x pam
Hey there Funny Lady!
Go to my blog, I gave you an award today :)
Sheila
What great advice! You clearly have the husband/wife business licked :O)
Perfect and funny!
Too true :) That just put a big smile on my face!
Okay...so every time I try to post a comment to this post...it won't let me....
Anyhoo....L.O.V.E. this post Kasey!!!! The pics are some of my fav! AND...the Paris one made me laugh uncontrollably!!!! Absolutely true about relationships:)
Brilliant post! Great tips, Have a sweet day!
I love your blog. The pictures are wonderful. Thought I would send you some bloggy love via- Six divided by two.
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